Fuck'intosh

Another name for an Apple Computer. Often derogatory, used when the computer is not working correctly or is incompatible with some software. Derived from the original name for Apples, (Macintosh)

"What kind of computer did you buy?"
"A Fuck'intosh."

Fuck'intosh by Kiyotaka October 10, 2007

fuck hole 

the place you put your cock during intercourse

ears, mouth, eyes, pussy, asshole, anywhere with a hole!

fuck hole by Chinco December 18, 2002

fuck a duck 

being surprised by somthing or someone.

well fuck a duck, look who decided to show his face!

fuck a duck by siliman rebrag December 4, 2004

fuck and suck 

A gilr who fucks and then sucks ur dick, thus it is called "fuck n suck"

"I bet a nigga like T double get 'em wetta, fuck em suck em betta than the average nigga"

fuck and suck by LiL Dae Dae September 14, 2005

fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

basically, "i don't give a fuck"

"it's just heather, why can't we talk to different kinds of people?"

"fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa? if i did, i probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad"

fuck me gently with a chainsaw by heathersssssss April 19, 2010

Fuck Me sideways 

Its when your fucked big time.

Ryan Ryenolds in blade trinity after seeing the 2 rotweiler vampire fucks. goes ''fuck me sideways''

Fuck Me sideways by Sobykicksass February 28, 2010

fuck that noise 

If you feel strongly against something or a very deep hatred for event in question. Fuck that noise is a way of saying no chance, no way an event is "going down"

Matt: Jay man, let's hit up The OC this weekend?
Jay: Fuck that noise, too many chochs...
Matt: Word, fuckin lames...

fuck that noise by King Jay March 11, 2008