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Fart noodle

My belly hurts. I hope its just a fart noodle.
by Doodlenuts0 September 23, 2016
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The fart of the deal

When a group of people take a good deal and make it stink by their irrationality.
" I heard the Paris climate Accord amounted to nothing more than America sending trillions of dollars overseas to other nations."

" America also would have had to reduce your carbon footprint but China and India didn't have to do anything about it and they're the biggest offenders. "
" I also heard that if every nation completely complied that in the next 100 years we could hope that the temperature may drop by .02 degrees."
" Yeah it's a good thing Trump pulled us out of it let's look for a better deal something that really helps the environment ."
"So many are acting like it's the end of the world the way they talk."
' That's the fart of the deal!"
by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017
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Free-farting

After I am 5 drinks in I often find my self Free-Farting , no matter who I am around I will make them leave with my fart cannon.
by SmartestAss January 10, 2016
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icing fart

An event wherein semen previously deposited in either the vagina or anus seeps out of the orifice and onto the recipient's underwear or legs and covers the area like icing does a cake. It is not uncommon for the flow to be forced out by flatulence.
James: "Oh my god!!"

Mark: "What's up?"

James: "That giant load you pumped into my ass before dinner is dripping out.

Mark: "I knew I should have shrimped it up. I hate icing farts."
by He's a bad man. June 23, 2009
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Fart Knuckle

It's reference is to someone who is dumb as a bag of hammers and/or is dense. It's when your knuckle smells like your ass because your finger is shoved up there.
This douche fluid we are working with is a fart knuckle
by wolfhound61 October 3, 2017
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Towel Fart

Wrapping yourself in another person's towel (preferably nude, as if you'd just taken a shower) and farting into it.
Last night when you were all watching TV, I sneaked into your bathroom and laid a towel fart into your shower towel.
by stan stanley October 29, 2011
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chameleon fart

a chameleon fart is a fart which you reproduce that smells like a fart someone else has just done
"dude my fart is a chameleon fart"
by aterlypnorth November 4, 2009
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