David Cardwell

That one guy who is kinda smelly because he's a ginger

David Cardwell: Let's all kill Adam

Adam: your a ginger
*David throws a chair at Adam*

by pp funny man 2019 September 22, 2023

Wet cardboard

A character who lacks personality and is simply plain.

N: I just finished reading the book…
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard

by Ace the simp November 7, 2023

Jordan Cards

Jordan Cards are the horrific cards anyone can pull in any card games.

I got a full house what’d you get? Damn I got Jordan Cards

by anonymous November 25, 2023

1989 cardigan day

On Febuary 26, we all wear our cardigans from the 1989 taylor's version launch.

You're wearing your 1989 cardigan on February 26, right? It's 1989 cardigan day.

by iwalkedthroughthedoorwithyou January 7, 2024

13 cards

It's a russian animated comedy series about 8 different archetypes interacting with each other, created by Fedor Nechitailo and Vanya Tale. In 2020 a big amount of little children found it, and nowadays this show is considered as "the most cringe fandom" in russian-speaking community.

Person 1: I enjoy watching 13 cards
Person 2: eww it's such a cringe don't exist pls

by User1214 March 8, 2024

Georgian Cardinal

When two consenting adults agree to an extreme act during a sexual encounter, where the female turns on a ceiling fan, then ties herself down to the bed. The male ties a rope around his stomach and suspends himself to a ceiling fan, the starts defecating all over the room, aiming towards the women’s chest. The spinning will make the man vomit on the women from the concurred dizziness. During this the man will yell ‘Cuh Caw!’ in order to fully embrace himself as a cardinal, then will get himself down from the ceiling, and continue sexual intercourse accordingly.

Hey Nancy, let’s run the ol’ Georgian Cardinal! I already have the rope ready.

by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024

Costa Cardio

Someone who gasses after doing a small amount of physical activity.

Damn son, you started smoking 40 a day, or you caught costa cardio?

He’d be half decent at jiu jitsu if it wasn’t for the costa cardio.

by Pimpninja March 29, 2024