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Banana Cookie

An asian fortune cookie with a fortune inside that was clearly written by a white person.
Fortune we got in our banana cookie after dim sum:

"You will be hungry again in one hour."
by MrCarnation November 11, 2013
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urban cookie

When a homeless person takes a dump on the street and doesn't cover it up.
"Watch out, Billy-Bob! Don't step in that urban cookie!!"
by deos February 10, 2014
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Crumbly Cookie

1. A person who is emotionally or financially unstable.
You're about as put together as a Crumbly Cookie.
by BadCupcake February 10, 2015
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Secondhand Choking

When your friend is choking and you laugh at your friend choking so hard you start choking too.
by panicphan July 1, 2014
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goat choking

To masturbate furiously where the person doing so squeezes his penis in an aggressive manner.
person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."
by Tomm Orrow April 9, 2015
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copper cookie

When a female is on "her time of the month " but the dude still wants to eat the "cookie"
Bae, I love your copper cookie, it taste soo good
by Momma69 March 23, 2016
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Beaver cookie

Thin slice of wood from a log, usually to 1 inches thick, and the entire diameter of any size log. Used within boy scouts and written on to present awards.
That beaver cookie makes a lovely award.
by Extraordn April 11, 2016
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