Banana Cookie

An asian fortune cookie with a fortune inside that was clearly written by a white person.

Fortune we got in our banana cookie after dim sum:

"You will be hungry again in one hour."

by MrCarnation November 11, 2013

urban cookie

When a homeless person takes a dump on the street and doesn't cover it up.

"Watch out, Billy-Bob! Don't step in that urban cookie!!"

by deos February 10, 2014

Crumbly Cookie

1. A person who is emotionally or financially unstable.

You're about as put together as a Crumbly Cookie.

by BadCupcake February 10, 2015

Secondhand Choking

When your friend is choking and you laugh at your friend choking so hard you start choking too.

My friend has experienced secondhand choking

by panicphan July 1, 2014

goat choking

To masturbate furiously where the person doing so squeezes his penis in an aggressive manner.

person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."

by Tomm Orrow April 9, 2015

copper cookie

When a female is on "her time of the month " but the dude still wants to eat the "cookie"

Bae, I love your copper cookie, it taste soo good

by Momma69 March 23, 2016

Beaver cookie

Thin slice of wood from a log, usually to 1 inches thick, and the entire diameter of any size log. Used within boy scouts and written on to present awards.

That beaver cookie makes a lovely award.

by Extraordn April 11, 2016