Uncle Chris

The boss at work thats friends with everyone and you all call him Uncle Chris

Hey uncle Chris thanks for giving that Sunday shift off

by 256steveb January 25, 2022

chris

The man I am going to marry. He is beyond funny and the sweetest person I have ever met. He is the love of my life. Most def the cutest thing you will ever see. there are no words to describe how amazing he truly is. Chris is a hot piece of ass and he is all mine.I am so thankful to have him in my life.

Chris is the shit and i love him MORE.

by CHRIS N COURT November 10, 2016

Chris

Chris is normally a shit siege player and tries to play with people who carry him. He normally rages when you call him trash and tries to come up with a comeback, but it takes him about 5 minuties to think of one. He has long twiggy legs & arms, no muscles and thinks he’s good at soccer. He also has a square head almost like Steve of MINECRAFT. He almost always gets the top marks in his class because he is a nerdy trihard and isn’t good at much else (siege).

Me: Chris your trash
Chris: at least I’m not donuting

Me: I have more kills than you

Chris: i have to get off, I’m not allowed to play during the week.

by PENTA IS BEST April 13, 2018

Chris

Coolest nigga to ever walk the planet. Driving fast cars. Getting money. Also known as Mr Bitches. Kanye and Travis’s homie

Oh my god do you see chris with the 2022 Mercedes Benz

by Chrisgotbandz November 24, 2021

Chris Chan

The Voldemort of Wikipedia.

I edited Chris Chan into wikipedia. My edit was deleted in 2 seconds.

by not a normal man March 6, 2025

Chris

The ugliest human you will ever meet on the face of earth!This guys is so fucking ugly and he begs for gyal.He legit looks like he has Down syndrome that’s how ugly he is😂😂

Girl:Drop a pic
Chris dropped a pic
Girl: Ewww bruv get off my snap
Chris: Ahh,, lowe it I just want a girl fam please
Girl: Bruv,, you even begged it with that ugly yute Shekina don’t try chattin to me
Chris: Pleaseee,, I’ll pay you to be my girl
Girl: Your one of them ones that hacked your android to have proper emojis fuck off bruvv

by Tmgggggg April 16, 2019

Chris fixed

"Chrid fixed" is something that was cheaply fixed or repaired with common handtools at home.

"I Chris fixed my car"

by kwentschair November 1, 2019