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“imma go watch porn

“stfu up you horny freaky fuck what you gon beat your stampede chode”
by 𝖘𝖎𝖓 December 04, 2020
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"stacy was watching some gay porn last night. I kept hearing her moaning while i was trying to watch my own porn."
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If you watch it, what is wrong with you?
Disgusting bitch: “I watch porn.”

Me: “guys kill them.”
by Rin Komada 💀 May 14, 2023
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A video or photo that contains nude images. Mainly watched by people who are single porn is a addictive thing not cap. I sugest staying away from it as it can cause over masturbation which causes erectile dysfunction. No FAP 4L
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by HERDABULL October 22, 2022
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A last state of erection of a cucumber, in which the victim is forced to burn away their balls by having them being rubbed so fast by an African guy, it starts smoking, giving off a semi-pleasant smell of grilled lettuce, but most importantly, burning the dick off.

All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''
Friend: ''You look tired; what did you do last night?''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''
by H1JACK#7789 December 06, 2021
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Something you watch late at night and beat your meat to.
Kid: hey did you watch porn last night?
Also a kid: hell yeah!! I beat my meat too!
by Spicy, hot bitch March 20, 2021
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by NathanJo Tarn February 18, 2022
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