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harvest porn

Videos and/or pictures revealing surprisingly large yields of vegetables (typically root vegetables or tubers) that generate a certain level of titilation when observed.
"Holy crap: look at the size of those potatoes!"
"Oh my gosh, this is SO harvest porn."
by Mickleberry May 3, 2019
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Porn

Have you seen the porn video it was so wet
by HornyPorny September 2, 2019
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Porn

Porn is a short form of popcorn
Hey, can you get me some porn?
by Dreamfresh August 27, 2022
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Porn Shorts

A man's shorts that are loose around the thighs which, whilst the wearer is seated in a legs-parted comfortable position, allow a half-scrotum to escape from the side into plain view of those directly opposite. These shorts are often old, well worn, piss-stained and grey in colour. The escape of the nut often happens at a meal-time and could be mistaken for a rogue scotch-egg - albeit a hairy one.
For fucks sake Dad... I have brought my new girlfriend around to meet the family and you have had to go and wear your Porn Shorts. She was just talking to Grandma and has been distracted by you left nut hanging like some sick Christmas tree decoration. Those shorts need burning before any more harm is done.
by normanstanleyfletcher August 4, 2025
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porn cuddles

A term minted by some west coast swing dancers at a Los Angeles convention in 2023: to cuddle so intensely with the intention of wanting to have sex but never fully engaging sexually with one another, while staying in a cuddle position.
"So did you guy have sex last night? No, just some innocent porn cuddles".

They porn cuddled till they couldn't resist each other any longer!
by ParkHer April 8, 2023
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Troll porn

A provocative post where you see a maximum disruption and argument. Finding it enjoyable and pleasurable. Witnessing the art of trolling.
That one post was full of troll porn, couldn't keep my eyes off it.
by Wonder_ May 21, 2016
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porn

a site old men go on when cant get pussc ..
old man : welp time for my daily porn
by awfullotofkai April 17, 2024
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