Shrinky dick

A penis that is a fairly good size when erect, but embarrassingly small when not.

I dont like to wear speedos because I have a shrinky dick.

by Jake1210 November 10, 2007

Dis Dick

A game of words, were one person sets up another to end up saying the phrase "Dis Dick".

EXAMPLE 1
coworker 1: man work was hard today

coworker 2: you know what else is hard?

coworker 1: What?

coworker 2: Dis Dick haha

EXAMPLE 2
guy 1: dude the day is so long, when will it end?

guy 2: you know what else is long?

guy 1: no, what?

guy 2: Dis Dick! haha

by mybayarea December 11, 2010

Dark Dick

When a light-skinned man has an unusually darker penis compared to the skin tone on the rest of his body.

Guy #1: Dude, what's wrong with Jimmy?
Guy #2: Oh, nothing. He just has a case of dark dick.

by manwithanorangeforahead August 11, 2010

dick twitch

A scene in a movie or television show that excites a man's penis due to high amounts of action or nudity.

Watching Species II made my dick twitch for 90 minutes straight.

by Dr. Stephen F. Chang August 19, 2007

what a dick

commiting a act of rudeness

dan: (shoves his friend which causes him to fall into mud)

friend: what a dick!

by ashwan January 28, 2008

Dick Cheney

A chain attached to a pierced penis

After Al Gore got a nipple ring, George Bush got a Dick Cheney

by McCain December 7, 2004

dick with no balls

(n) 1) A (usually Japanese) car with a mostly plastic exterior to give a fierce and aggressive look, however sadly lacking in engine power.
Often accompanied with a 4 cylinder or less engine, which is rated for
insane horsepower values at even more insane (and unsustainable) RPM values.
Torque is almost non-existant in these engines.
2) Generally, any person or object with flash and style, but lacking in substance.

'Yo, that's a hype car, man!'
'Naw, man - it's just a shiny Dick with no balls!'

by keyshaw May 4, 2004