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Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers

Most of the boys are sporty, but most of them can be very chill. The girls can never get Starbucks without taking pictures and selfies with them, and are considered "not normal" if you don't wear Birkenstock sandals, or Crocs. They also talk about saving the turtles, showing off their metal straws and such. Most of the Middle Schoolers have an infinite ego, and like to gang up in groups, and basically make Ship accounts on Instagram to mess with / cause tea with people.
Oh my god check out those group of Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers. They all have Starbucks and are taking pictures of it!
by IronicBoi69 July 8, 2019
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Middle schooler

People ussely attending a school with grades 6-8 or 6-9

1. A whore druggie or dumbass who think there way older then they are they they sleep around do drugs or piss evryone off
2. A kid who a actuly may be funny nice or even just kinda anoying they may do drugs but don't brag about it most of the ones in this category are virgins
Guy 1.Bro my sister Kayla is knocked up and the guy got busted with acid
Guy 2. Isn't she in 7th grade
Guy 1. Yeah stupid middle schooler

Girl 1. Sorry I was busy
Girl 2 what were you doing
Girl 1. Hanging out with Omar
Girl 2. Who's Omar
Girl 1. This awsome 8th grader
by Randomuser117 September 13, 2012
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Middle Schooler

A handjob. Because middle school is the last time you should get one.
So I'm hooking up with this chick last night and she won't even put it in her mouth. Next thing I know I'm getting a real dry middle schooler from this chick... greeeeeat.
by Conzi517 May 6, 2010
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MIDDEL SCHOOL!

an evil place where parents put u.
some teachers give u something that says ur in trouble
cuz u should no what the hand book says!
MIDDEL SCHOOL=Deepest pit in hell
a shitwhole where everyone either thinks they are the best thing ever or
become suicidal. supposedly everyone is "equal", but in their head everyone is thinking they are better than everyone else. friendships are shallow and preps are eviler than satin him self.
when teachers say it's hard for them too, they're all lieing. they LOVE putting big marks all over ur paper.
Mom, don't make me go back to MIDDEL SCHOOL!
today. I'll be given wedgies and noogies and have my lunch money stolen!
by adreana rush March 25, 2007
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Middle Schoolers Depression

a period in time in which a Middle or High school student will feel pessimistic or in a deep sadness (also MSD)
by THEGMANERER May 16, 2018
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middle schooler hello sister

yeah go listen to it. its really really really good honestly.

and yes im a middle schooler for the love of god.
just a face in the crowd so far from faaaaaaaaame........
nobody even knows my name!
i'm wide-eyeeeeeeeeed
i'm so shyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i'm tongue-tied, caught up in confusion
i'm finding
i'm losing my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind..............................................!
freaking out like a middle schooler!!!!

middle schooler hello sister
by luanandbennyforever October 19, 2022
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lawler middle schoolsa

Prolly the best schoool ive ever seen we so smart, we good ant tennis, half the teachers r racist tho
lawler middle schoolsa is a shit school
by anonymous March 17, 2021
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