ass-phault 

a deep wrinkle or dent in a female's ass.

That female might cause an earthquake with that ass-phault in her ass.

ass-phault by Ashliz December 24, 2005

Ass Mongol 

Used to describe a barbarian who raids the asses of others, men, women or children.

The horde of Ass Mongols came in and brutally raped the buttox of each person.

Ass Mongol by Batman's Cousin July 20, 2008

ass conoussuer 

a person who says "thats tastes like (insert adjective) ass"

he is an ass conoussuer man he keeps saying "this tastes like ass"

ass conoussuer by crimbshaw March 12, 2008

ass BLEVE 

BLEVE is an acronym for Boiling Liquid Expanding Vapor Explosion (pronounced bleavee) An ass BLEVE is therefore, a gaseous explosive liquid shit experence which one is soon not to forget.

After those burritos I had an ass BLEVE of massive proportions! The bathroom was toxic for hours afterwords.

ass BLEVE by J.B. Trevor March 17, 2008

Ass JackHammer 

When you preform anal penetration on another person (Like the guy from the warehouse) with a plastic penis attachment for a hammer drill.

"Wow my ass is really sore from last night. Wiggles gave me the Ass Jackhammer, while I was passed out."

Ass JackHammer by Sucba Steve October 15, 2008

Ass skating 

When you attempt to ice skate, but have no sense of balance or coordination, and constantly fall on your ass.

Girl 1: How was the rink?

Girl 2: Awful. I thought it would be easy, but I was ass skating the whole time.

Ass skating by NotASkater January 24, 2009

ass fritter

a turd, also can be used to insult someone with turdlike qualities

Nobody likes him, he acts like such an ass fritter.

ass fritter by itsmemike February 20, 2009