Brain Lock

"We want to believe something b/c it fits with the other ideas we believe; all the people we know believe it too, and the people who believe the opposite are loathsome."
Jess: Ass means you're being a bitch and that's all it means.
Lucia: You're so right.
Pancho: Yeah, you're so smart.
Rose: Naw, you all are dumb asf. It means multiple things; as in, butt, donkey, etc.

Jess: No, we're right and you're wrong, mainly because Pancho and Lucia agree with me. So ass only means being a bitch.

Rose: You guys are so "brain lock."
by Brain Lock February 27, 2017
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Pick his brains

Hym "Pick his brains? Arianna Grande want to have dinner withe Jeffrey Dahmer so she can pick his brains? Ha! Get it!? Cus he ice-picked a guys brains!? Ahahahahaha! I like that. That was good. I don't think Ben got the joke..."
by Hym Iam June 30, 2024
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bloody brain

When you squeeze your testicles so hard till it cuts off their circulation, it looks like a bloody brain.
I sent a picture of my "bloodybrain" to my girlfriend.

I got my girl so mad, she grabbed my nuts so hard and ended up giving me a bloody brain..
by VaJayJ October 08, 2013
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Almond Brain

A person with a tiny almond sized brain.
by Bubbebybsb November 14, 2023
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Bullet in brain disease

A funny slang meaning that someone is shot in the head commonly meant to be used in formal statements as a joke.

The term is usually used in political conversations and memes to either make a point or make the situation less tense and serious than it already is.
1) Kim Jong Un said to the General to launch the missile but he denied. It was later found that the General died from the rare bullet in brain disease.

2) Hitler was rejected from art school, It was later revealed that the professor of the university died from the rare bullet in brain disease.

3) Putin urged his Generals to adhere to his order, one of the General disobeyed and died from the rare bullet in brain disease.
by Royal Rage December 04, 2024
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blank brain

When you are so stoned and don’t wish to feel emotions so you just zone out.
Yo dawg is she good she looks like she went blank brain
by Blakley January 07, 2021
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Bush’s Brain

nickname for Karl Rove who read over 100 books a year on average.
Bush’s Brain is a stalwart on the world’s largest tv station-Fox News.
by Coop Dupe December 08, 2019
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