Three-hole Punched

When you put your penis in each of a girl's three penetratable holes, read: mouth, vagina, anus.

"Dude I totally just Three-hole Punched this slut!"

by Chris O'Neill July 1, 2007

emotional black hole

a person who is emotionally deficient and who is likely to "suck the life" out of another person to make up for that deficiency

the shorthand version of this phrase is (obviously) EBH

Hey, you look terrible! What happened?

I ran into my emotional black hole today and I don't think I'll recover until tomorrow. I'm dead-dog tired now.

She sucked the life out of you, big time?

EBHs always do, unfortunately.

by Fadre April 23, 2009

three hole slut

A woman who enjoys insertion in any/all of the predominant three sexual orifices (orifi?). Not neccesarily derogatory, but not polite dinner conversation.

"Where can I cum baby?"
"Anywhere, everywhere, please!"
"C'mon, tell me."
"In my ass, in my cunt, in my mouth."
"Are you my little three hole slut?"
"Yes baby, please."

by Ben There Twyse August 5, 2008

Doodoo-hole-able

When a young lady is attractive enough for a young man to want to insert his penis in her rectum.

The Russian women's curling team is very doodoo-hole-able.

by Mattco February 19, 2010

Holy Mole In A Hole

An expression used when you are in a state of shock!

Him: "Will you marry me?"
Her: "Holy Mole In A Hole!!!!"

by lilrachel333 September 12, 2009

Yum Yum Hole

A delicious vagina.

Jimmy was pleasantly pleased to taste Annie's yum yum hole.

by GerbilMuncher January 8, 2010

panda hole

To harvest the ear wax of your female partner, smear it under her eyes, then administer a chinese shrinky dink, which will cause her to cry, mixing her mascara with the ear wax, causing her to look like a panda. Then force feed her bamboo shoots.

On my wedding night, i plan on giving my new bride a panda hole.

by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006