The Hugh Jackman

Its when you're getting jerked off by either man or woman (your choosing) between your legs from down under reverse grip style.

Bro 1 "one night i was taking a piss and my homie hooks me up with The Hugh Jackman"

Bro 2 "damn dogg that's a real friend"

Bro 1 "fo sho"

Bro 2 "skype me his name"

Bro 1 "UUUUHHHH"

The Hugh Jackman by Dino Da Hajidogg October 18, 2011

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the king james

When you put cocaine in some ones ass, and when they fart, you take in the glorious champion cloud from the air, go for a dunk with your nose, finally show her who's the king, fake a cramp and sleep it off.

I totally gave her the King James last night Pat!!!!

the king james by Enation June 10, 2014

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The steamplow Jackson

Where a man penetrates a person with both feet hand and dick at the same time

Wow he gave me the steamplow Jackson

The steamplow Jackson by Jacky cuckold of the onion August 3, 2016

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The real jamal

A very sexy black man with a big black 13 inch dick with waves and go to Woodlawn Middle School that all the girls want and have a cousin name tony

That sexy drop of chocolate who is that

Oh that the real Jamal

The real jamal by Why the fuck you wanna know May 5, 2018

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The Rick James

A sex act where a man does a doggystyle with his girl (who is preferably wearing a wig) and suddenly snatches the wig off his girl and puts it on his head. He proceeds to doggystyle his girl while screaming "I'm Rick James BITCH!".

I did the Rick James on my girl and she doesn't like me anymore, i don't know why.

The Rick James by MoneyPants123 October 16, 2018

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The Brawn James

The Brawn James is a shitpost version of LeBron James. Derived from a hood-irony meme.

Fart: Did you see the new Hood-Irony meme??
Shid: Yeah, The Brawn James, pretty funny.

The Brawn James by charcoalman1738_69 April 28, 2020

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The Italian Job

When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne

Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.

The Italian Job by Shark_Dude_Bruh January 23, 2021

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