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loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely
last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”
by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019
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Sheona boner

Sheona boner is a shiny start that makes you happy
by Mrjesusmum November 19, 2023
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Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.
Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me
by Ctoff February 17, 2024
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Picnic Tickle Boner

Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner
After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…
by Callindeecee December 2, 2021
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Boner

This is how its used in a sentence for mistakes ... OOPS I MADE A BONER. And this is how its used for erection... Me: watches porn: My girlfriend looks at sheets: lol u have a boner
by inkyy February 22, 2021
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Bowd Boner

Bowd Boner; An erection which is produced by Lewis Bowden after speaking to Miss Angell.
Ben: "Look at fat Bowd Boner"
by CutoverConch35 October 8, 2018
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boner lips

Crusty old lips that are harder than a rock. Tend to be difficult to kiss and mostly found on horny little boys
Isaiah had boner lips and I could not kiss him anymore
by Bitchybootyqueen April 23, 2017
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