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New Straitsville Ohio

This is the town of the most famous twack stars and punk ass bitches who think there cool but only have three teeth from all the meth they've smoked. New straitsville used to be famous for moonshine, now it's only famous for twack (meth). If you ever decide to visit New Straitsville, we'll welcome you by saying "welcome to tweeker town where all the twack packers live"
"Come to New Straitsville Ohio for the Twack, it's on Ewing street"
by Sara Peter April 26, 2019
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New York Tattoo

When a male and or female is bitten by a subway rat. Typically on the ankle.
“Dave went to New York and got a sick New York tattoo.” “These broads all got rabies after getting a New York tattoo.”
by The solo man December 19, 2017
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new-age tail

A woman (or women) of sexual interest, that prefer alternative approaches to traditional Western culture, and have interest in spirituality, mysticism, holism, and environmentalism.
Frank: "Cults are great for attracting new age tail."
Dee: "Guys, you can't go straight to fixing apartments and getting young, new-age tail. You can't do that. That takes years of brain-washing."
by boringoldorange January 5, 2018
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Fake News Syndicate

Put simply, a Fake News Syndicate is made up of people who love to create, spread, and maintain Fake News - but only when it suits them. Additionally, most if not all of these people are Screenshot Warrior Trolls.
"The Fake News Syndicate is officially out of control. They will do or say just about anything in order to get attention - never been a time like this!"
by Masterspy November 8, 2017
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New England Necktie

When a girl wraps her legs around your neck and farts directly on you, her legs draping across your chest like a tie. In some cultures, it is a symbol of great fortune.
"You seen Bobby recently?"

"No man, he's been down since he and Monica broke up."

"Why'd the break up?"

"Heard she gave him a New England Necktie."

"Say no more."
by PoopsMcGoops February 26, 2018
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New York Grinder

The act of standing over your man/womans' face, after working up a dripping sweaty ass crack, and then proceeding to squat down (lining up nose and asshole) grinding forward and backwards. When satisfied, stand up and blow a load on that sopping wet face.
My boo loves the New York Grinder. The taste and everything. I'm so glad my mom gave me a walk through.
by Boo thang 2211 December 29, 2016
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New Ulm Gay

When a group of guys are very close friends and comfortable with their sexuality. They will participate in things such as streaking together, saying very sexual things to each other, and can say that they have seen each other naked more times than their wives or girlfriends.
Person 1 " Wow, you guys tend to act pretty gay with each other."

Person 2 "We aren't actually gay, just New Ulm gay."
by dustymeatball December 5, 2019
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