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The epitome of a city. i.e lots of people crammed into a small space, all of whom are competing to kill, rob, maim, eat each other.yes, i have been there. and it made my asthma worse. How many people do you see wearing a " i love Asthma" t-shirt.
A good a reason as any to smash a jumbo jet into a tower.
"New York, New York. So good they hit it twice...with airplanes laden with aviation fuel"

"i once bought weed in washington square, i got ripped off"

"The big apple...if you can imagine an apple with 3000 dead bankers throwing themselves out of the window."
New York by Phil K May 3, 2005
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new orleans 

An Underwater City in the US
I recently tried to go to New Orleans, only to find out it was underwater
new orleans by b33r September 21, 2005
Most people recognize the state because it is home to Manhattan. Life in New York (anywhere underneath upstate at least) is truly the fast life. New York definitely takes the prize for having the best Italian food, the best bagels, the most diversity, and the best fashion. However, just like any other state, New York has it's downsides too. The taxes are quite high, the quality of living is going downhill, and people tend to be too caught up with material things. I was born and raised in Long Island, New York and have experienced things there that I would have never experienced anywhere else. Also, it is true that many Long Islanders have an accent, (we pronounce "dog" like "dawg") but we can't help it! With that said, it is an awesome place to visit, but not to live (hence why I no longer live there). Many (not all) New Yorkers tend to drive aggressively. To all of the people that hate on New York, keep it to yourselves. To all of the people that gloat about how New Yorkers are better than everyone else, keep that to yourselves too. All in all, VISIT New York every once in a while, have the time of your life, and then go back home!
Boy, I sure am proud to be from New York, but I would never want to live there!
new york by NewYorkTexas September 29, 2010

new yorker 

In the NYSDOC (Department of Corrections) a supposedly untapped, unadulterated full bag of dope (heroin) off the streets of New York City, usually costing $50-$100.
Yo I heard someone in the annex got new yorkers for a full commissary buy.
new yorker by W A K O May 13, 2009

New York Sub 

a new york sub is when you spread the woman's pussy lips and take a big ol' steaming shit in her cunt... then you proceed to fuck it...
man, i had to wash my dick after i gave that girl a new york sub...
New York Sub by SlutBucket September 25, 2006

New York Knuckle 

When you are fisting someone, and then abruptly and without warning, pull out and punch them in the face.
She said something stupid when I was fisting her, so I gave her the New York Knuckle and she shut up.
New York Knuckle by drewcifer000 February 25, 2008

New Zealand 

A beautiful country in the South Pacific next to Australia. There are some Kiwis, who think New Zealand is a crock of shit, and lay lots of it on New Zealand because they don't know what the real world's really like. I hope all Kiwis aren't like that as in all honesty New Zealand is a fantastic country in most ways.
Q: Ever heard of what Mugabe does in Zimbabwe dumbarses?

A: He flattens people's houses down, houses of people who try to stand up to him.

Zimbabwe is now officially a third world country. New Zealand is regenerating.