When someone steps on your penis with great force while you're laying down, often causing permanent infertility and a fear of anything going near your crotch. Your balls may also split open.
"Man, I was just laying on the beach and this douche-bag came and dick stomped me!"
"Dude, you better shut up or I'm going to dick stomp the shit out of you!"
"Dude, you better shut up or I'm going to dick stomp the shit out of you!"
by Miles Hale August 1, 2009
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Get the dick bonk mug.A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.
by Sean Stevens November 7, 2007
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Get the Shrinky dick mug.A scene in a movie or television show that excites a man's penis due to high amounts of action or nudity.
by Dr. Stephen F. Chang August 19, 2007
Get the dick twitch mug.EXAMPLE 1
coworker 1: man work was hard today
coworker 2: you know what else is hard?
coworker 1: What?
coworker 2: Dis Dick haha
EXAMPLE 2
guy 1: dude the day is so long, when will it end?
guy 2: you know what else is long?
guy 1: no, what?
guy 2: Dis Dick! haha
coworker 1: man work was hard today
coworker 2: you know what else is hard?
coworker 1: What?
coworker 2: Dis Dick haha
EXAMPLE 2
guy 1: dude the day is so long, when will it end?
guy 2: you know what else is long?
guy 1: no, what?
guy 2: Dis Dick! haha
by mybayarea December 11, 2010
Get the Dis Dick mug.When a light-skinned man has an unusually darker penis compared to the skin tone on the rest of his body.
by manwithanorangeforahead August 11, 2010
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