The boner champ 

Something that to most is not a real thing, kind of like santa or the Easter bunny. But me brea rt an julie know the truth that he is real

Sara- justin do what I say I'm bossy
Justin- but Mike the boner champ
Sara- that's not real

Justin, brea, julie, and rt all look at eachother and wink cause they know the truth. Mike is the boner champ

The boner champ by Tainty McBalls February 16, 2021

Backseat car boner 

When your sitting in the backseat and the vibrations from the road, engine, and the transmission give you a boner

I hate riding in the backseat, I always get backseat car boners

Backseat car boner by Oujidon January 5, 2018

brain boner 

A strong liking towards a member of the same gender, in a non-sexual manner. A closely bonded friendship. Similar to a "bromance."

Ted: "Hey where has Phil been lately? Ah, probably shackin' up with some lass."
Josh: "I really don't know and it's kinda bumming me out. We used to do everything together. It's kinda like Cheech without Chong."
Ted: "Heh sounds like you've got a total brain boner for him!"

brain boner by chungamunga April 18, 2009

Donkey Boner 

Someone who has sex with a donkey

or someone who u think is a complete donkeys dick

God damn ur a donkey boner

Donkey Boner by HAHA yo mama April 16, 2008

Lady Boner

Chase

Chase is a lady boner

Lady Boner by Egeguehesush November 24, 2020

murder-boner

When you're jonesing to see a gruesome death on film, you can be said to have a murder-boner.

"What do you wanna watch? I have such a murder-boner."
"Silence of the Lambs always cures my murder-boner."

murder-boner by Seeing Double November 10, 2013

Toner Boner 

The feeling that you get from looking at a 2005 orange ram 1500 daytona edition.

Damn dude!! Did you see what we just got taken to gapplebees by??!! I got a raging toner boner!

Toner Boner by Thedaytoneroringinal October 8, 2020