Glock Blocked

When trying to buy a gun at work and the firewall blocks guns and violence

Man, I was trying to look at a Glock online at work and got Glock Blocked!

by Glock Blocked February 23, 2017

strathmo block

Some where in Detroit you don't wanna go unless you about that life

Him:fuck you and yo brothers.
Her:drop that address we will pull up to quick.
Him:bitch catch me on strathmo block
Her:never responds

by Just here bored June 2, 2017

Bum Blockers

Any item or device used to remove the less-savory elements of routine urban life, such as crazy homeless people and garbage, from one's sensory perception.

Common examples are headphones for blocking sound and darker sunglasses for blocking visuals.

Person 1: "Did you hear that tweaker flipping out on the subway on the way here? God this city is such a shithole!"

Person 2: "Nah, I had my bum blockers in. All I heard the whole ride was my music."

by MarpatAnon May 16, 2017

Dyke Block

The act of foiling the sexual advances of butch lesbian to another woman.

I'm going to dyke block that butch from hitting on Earl's sister.

by Aaron The Terrible June 11, 2017

Big Block

In many cities, the size of each city block is standardized. There may be 8 or 10 blocks per mile, for example, in the downtown area. In many suburbs, or other areas, you will find places where you would expect there to be a cross-street, but it was omitted, leading to an extra-long walk or drive before encountering a cross street. This is described as a "big block," so you know what to expect when you are in the area.

Get off the bus at the hospital. You'll need to walk three big blocks south until you get to Elk Grove Avenue, my street.

I love walking in Rio, because it has such big blocks, full of nice buildings!

by Embroidery Fan June 16, 2017

Cock Block

Cock Block:
The action of preventing a male from scoring on a female.
Example:
Hypothetically, at a bar mitzvah, a boy named Ryan and his SO, Harley, are making out. Harley's friend Remy was driving her home. While they were hooking up, Remy lies about them having to leave. This is preventing Ryan from going further, thus a cockblock. In this situation, Remy is a cock blocker, and the action where she cock blocked, was tricking Harley to stop.

Aidan- "Did Ryan get with Harley?"
Graham- "No, Remy cockblocked."
Aidan- "She is such a cock block."

by DAMCANSUELA June 19, 2017

Cock block

A cock block is a place is the imagination where all people other than your spouse have forgotten about your cock for a second.

I've got another cock block coming in 5,4,3,2,1....

by Chest tanks June 19, 2017