roasted potato

im a roasted potato

shes/hes a roasted potato

by imweird.com November 17, 2017

Potato Expert

Person who eats an unholy amount of potato's.

Damn Hayden you a potato expert.

by LuxInATux July 21, 2022

Potato

Infant with no remarkable physical attributes.
Especially, when accompanied by light skin and a lumpy head.

Sa'Quan what have you been up to?

I just spent 45 minutes looking at pictures of Karen's new baby, Trent. Little guy was a total potato.

by Powder97 December 12, 2020

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

Potato

Something of extreme power. It will never be understood. It has been around since the beginning of time, if not longer. Anyone who attempts to wield it dies immediately.

Dang that potato is powerful

by buhlokaye December 4, 2023

Hot potato

The thing gallon says in the amazing video hot potato

Ummmm hot potato very HOT!!!!

by JakesTheNameYT May 10, 2020

Stressed Potato

Literally just a rly stressed/only slightly cute person.

Wow Clara is a really stressed potato.

by green road March 1, 2018