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U-Lock

The act of a woman wrapping her legs around someones head and using a bicycle U-Lock to lock her ankles together while being pleasured orally.
"Omg! I came 4 times last night! Brian pulled out the U-Lock last night and ate me out for hours!"
by Laurel v. Gina December 28, 2024
mugGet the U-Lockmug.

Brady U.

Brady U. has dark brown hair and eyes he is a very inspirational guy he is very caring and he dose not judge by what you look like he likes you for you. He is on of the most kindhearted boys i know.his smile will light up any room at anytime. He is one of the nicest people you will ever meet He is an amazing person in every single way He is a hard worker Brady is a very brilliant and charming guy Once you have a Brady in your life do not let him go.
by Alicia200 August 22, 2018
mugGet the Brady U.mug.

No-U

RIGHT! I'M the solipsist! Isn't that weird? How I'M glue and everyone else is rubber so everything I say bounces right off them and sticks to me.

Hym "Really. With 100% accuracy. Everything I say. Watch: 'You're the greatest mind the world has ever seen!' "

A retard "No-U! You are!"

Hym "See!? It's every single thing I say! 'The sky is blue!' "

A retard "No, YOU'RE blue!"

Hym "You're being stalked and harassed perpetually!"

A retard "No, You're being stalked and harassed."

Hym "It's literally everything. And for what? Because 'I can't KNOW that the guy who promised you immortality in the form of an incest cult was lying so I need to show some epistemic humility!' Or 'I should feel more bad for women because they had to fuck guys they didn't want to instead of having to carry thing perpetually for the guy who fucked them and have their existence harvested out from underneath them?' Or, wait, because 'Retard shouldn't have to do the thing we want you to do.' It's fucking ridiculous.
You see it now, right? You see the thing you're actively doing to me why people are murdering your kids right? You're not going to get the guns. They need the guns to protect THEIR kids and are NEVER going to give them up. You're only option is to stop doing shit like this but you won't because it means you won't be able to have dominion over the lives of every person whose existence you're aware of! You won't be able to infest their lives like the fucking plague you are. Look at the balloon pop guy! By virtue of (simply) being aware of his existence, people took it upon themselves to claim dominion over his life and get his job taken away."

A retard "I wasn't me specifically though!"

Hym "Silence is violence, bitch. You don't actually believe any of the shit you say. You're not effect proponents of your own ideas."

A retard "No-U!"
by Hym Iam June 23, 2024
mugGet the No-Umug.

U style

This definition means “your lying” or when you say something and the person doesn’t believe you.
Him: do you miss me ?
Me: no , no I don’t miss you.
Him: you style.
by slanghelper202 March 4, 2023
mugGet the U stylemug.

no u

Derik: ur ugly
Jimmie: no u
Derik: Sad!
*derik dies*
by Homosexual White Man May 12, 2018
mugGet the no umug.

No u

A last resort weapon has the ability to end lives.
Person 1: Ur mom gay lol
Person 2: no u
Person 1: *Falls into coma*
by Bweebliever June 1, 2018
mugGet the No umug.

no u

someone: ur mom gay
you: no u
*everyone claps in unison*
by mayapples April 12, 2019
mugGet the no umug.

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