Slap n' Laugh

- to casually go up to a random person and slap them, then to accuse them of something completely ridiculous and later laugh hysterically by yourself like a psycho

- also known as slauphs

" I just accused a guy of impregnating me, in front of his girlfriend! Ahhh... I love slap n' laughs!"

by Blehck! July 20, 2009

Slap boys month

In November all girls have permission to slap any boys and their asses and they can’t touch them

Yoo bro how you doing?
Not good because its slap boys month

by Yuri Tardet November 2, 2019

Boob Slap Day

You Shall Slap Them Titties Til They Go Red. But only once

28th October

Its Boob Slap Day! *slap*

by TheDailyDaily October 2, 2020

Dictionary Dick Slapped

When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.

Dang-it, Urban Dictionary just Dictionary dick slapped my soul.

by P.C.A. April 16, 2015

Donkey Slap

So, when you slap your cock (over 6 inches) on an of age female it is called a DONKEY SLAP.

Male: Heyo Gangsta whats going on?
Female: Yo nothing holmes, just wanting to get donkey slapped.
Male: FWSHHH, there you go bitch.
Female: doesn't count dick was less than 6 inches
Male: *pulls out glock BANG BANG 'fuck you bitch'

by Brackin homie October 14, 2018

meat head slap

The act of slapping a meat head, someone with a massive head, in the back of their head. Makes a good sound.

Hey i just totally gave him a meat head slap. He got owned.

by Elliott Ayling January 20, 2008

Crack dick slap

When the males genitals are covered in cocaine

and slaps the female in the face

causing cocaine to splatter on her face

making her feel worthless.

Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.

Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face

Jim: Yep I can see that

Olivia: Fuck you jim

by Phantom with pants August 23, 2011