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Johnny-Job
A job or task completed with such poor quality and lack of care that it could not even be called "good enough for government work."
Individuals typically performing in this manner are very self-centered and or self-righteous; many individuals may have self importance complexes where they believe they perform to a higher degree than which they actually do.
Individuals typically performing in this manner are very self-centered and or self-righteous; many individuals may have self importance complexes where they believe they perform to a higher degree than which they actually do.
Employee 1: " Holy $hit! The toilet is overflowing again! That janitor really doesn't do his job!"
Employee 2: "He does his job, he simply does a johnny-job. Get this, he also claims to be the hardest worker here!"
Employee 1: "Oh bull$hit! He's the bean burrito filled turd in this punchbowl!"
Employee 2: "He does his job, he simply does a johnny-job. Get this, he also claims to be the hardest worker here!"
Employee 1: "Oh bull$hit! He's the bean burrito filled turd in this punchbowl!"
Johnny-Job by Not-AxeCop October 2, 2018
Crop Job
When a couple gets naked and one partner starts running from a distance away, jumping in the air and farting directly on their lovers' face as they fly by. It is the expert version of crop dusting.
Crop Job by Randy Richard Cheese October 11, 2018
Picaso Paint Job
Fill cups with vibrant coloured paint and leave one cup of water on the side. Proceed to dip your wiener into the paint and create your masterpiece on the face of your partner. Add a final coat of man cream for that glossy finish.
" Dude, I had to wash my dick 20 times to get all the paint off after I Picaso Paint Jobed that chick."
Picaso Paint Job by Robbie Cano August 23, 2009
Alaskan Paint Job
Yo, I was down at Booty Hut last night and that bitch Bankrupt gave me a lap dance in the Champagne Room and left an Alaskan Paint Job on my Levi's!
Alaskan Paint Job by harrybalsac October 23, 2011
Ramen Job
A highly regarded sexual movement sweeping the nation. A Ramen job, or "rj" as it has been collectively known as is when you prepare noodles of the Ramen kind, then proceeding to spread the cooked noodles all over a man's genital area. Then, the person giving the "rj" procedes to eat the ramen. Mmmm!
Jon: Hey, did you end up hooking up with that girl last night?
Trevor: Yeah man she gave me the best Ramen Job ever! Shrimp Ramen!
Trevor: Yeah man she gave me the best Ramen Job ever! Shrimp Ramen!
Ramen Job by Craig Allaby!<3 October 14, 2008