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Hot Mess 

1.When one looks like wreck but it looks good.
2. You look just plain horrible.
"I have sex hair." "Yeah, you look like a hot mess, it's sexy."

-Christian Siriano used this term a lot on the hit show "Project Runway"
-Also name of popular clips made by Obie (obieaccessories.com)
Related Words

hot karl 

"Hot Karl" is a slang term for sex which involves feces. Such variations of a "Hot Karl" are having a bowel movement in your partner's mouth, the female partner giving the male partner fellatio after he has had anal sex with her, or when a parter has a bowel movement on the other partners stomach (usually, the partner getting boweled on has Saran Wrap on his/her stomach).
My wife and I experimented with the Hot Karl, wow do I love the taste of my woman's shit.
hot karl by Lil J. June 22, 2003
A woman who upon first meeting comes across as strikingly attractive but, who after time gradually loses her appeal.

It derives from the overwhemling sensation you get when you first step into a hot tub. Once acclimated, however, you want to kick yourself for ever making such a big deal in the first place.
Mikey: I can't believe I was so obsessed with Melissa. What was I thinking?

E: It's not your fault - you fell for a hot tub. It was just a matter of time before you came to your senses.
hot tub by The Maximus July 20, 2008

hot pink 

The most awsome color ever!
My favorite thing is hot pink nail polish, you can see it miles away!
I also like hot pink belts and shoe laces they rock!
Hot pink is the best color to wear with black!
hot pink by Enna B. January 7, 2005

hot pocket 

the act of taking a shit inside of a fold out bed and folding it up for someone else to find
"SHIT that bum gave us a hot pocket last night"

hot mess 

1.when someone's physical appearance is so bad it offends the viewer
2.when a problem or situation is past the point of fixing
1.Ohhh not that she came out the house looking a hot mess.
2.I'm not even in that hot mess
hot mess by KIYA AND MONTY March 14, 2005