the egg about to crack

when you are about to lose your virginity and go off the rails and have the police called on you 😷😈 la chocolate

okay in 2 months i will be 20. yes this is my year. the egg about to crack. hahahahhahah its going down. boring ass.

by sadtherealest August 3, 2022

Egg farm

Where yolks are made

It was a long week, so I parked up the V8 at the egg farm and fucked off home

by Rubber duck 10 4 June 18, 2022

Egg

An egg is a thing that can be used for many things like a sex toy or a murder weapon there are infinite possibilties for these eggs

Joseph shoved an egg up his ass

by TOASTERINATUB June 23, 2022

Pissing eggs

The result of inserting one or more airsoft BBs into the urethra then proceeding to either Unrinate or ejaculate them out

I was pissing eggs while I was alone in the airsoft feild

by Consiare June 25, 2022

Pissing eggs

The result of inserting one or more airsoft BBs into the urethra then proceeding to either Unrinate or ejaculate them out

I was pissing eggs while I was alone in the airsoft feild

by Consiare June 25, 2022

Egg facemask

The act of joyously injecting an egg (any type) into ones anus with a turkey baster and then squatting over a partners face and expelling the egg.

I totally gave Susie a egg facemask and then we cooked the egg for breakfast.

by Mylittlehatchling February 19, 2022

Chicken egg

it is knows as the egg of a chicken simple words bro

the chicken laid an chicken egg

by omzarex February 22, 2022