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Crack napkin

Man I sharted my pants and I'm gonna need a crack napkin!!
A crack napkin helps with the excess sweat and leakage in the anal area.
by Rwruff November 19, 2016
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Sales crack

In the any sales role. A big sale with low margin is considered Sales Crack. The first sale (hit) is amazing, but afterwards you continue to chase it to reap the same reward and never get that benefit of the first time.
Jesse sold a catering job at much less than she should have. Now shes on sales crack and will continue selling at that margin to keep her employees working but doesn’t see any profit for all the work.
by Sellbot May 10, 2023
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crack monkeys

Those weird girls who watch anime and go to the bathroom with their phones at school. They eat hotcheetohs and smell like crap.
ay yo look at those crack monkeys over there. "uwu"
by yourmomhascracks March 2, 2020
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Crack Mantis

Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.

The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.

Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become

agitated if their path of travel is impeded.

A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.

She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
by Maroon Viking January 2, 2023
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Crack a Bitch

When a fuckboy doesn't leave you alone, so you get revenge by showing him that you have a pussy, you don't need another one
"If he doesn't stop texting me, we will crack a bitch"
by cupcakes are life November 15, 2016
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Cracked

to be cracked in FORTNITE means to be absolutely DESTROYED, the term stems from the original meaning of armour breaking
Bart: “YOO THAT KID GOT CRACKED“

FBI Agent: “Yep, put Bartholemew Johnson III on the list too.“
by Srgr September 23, 2025
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Crack Pipe

When you pipe her down like a beast & she inadvertently gets addicted/obsessed with u/ur libido
Aye yo, that boy re- arranged my guts so good I caught myself catching feels... Must be that crack pipe 🤷 ♂️
by hellakellerd November 6, 2019
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