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Braden

Self-declared patriot who treats other people's existence as a personal attack. Often complains loudly about how marginalized groups get "special treatment" while ignoring every form of privilege he enjoys. Braden thinks empathy is weakness and diversity is a threat.

Braden rolls his eyes at Pride Month but never questions why beer companies and car dealerships get their own holidays. He talks about freedom constantly but wants books banned and identities erased.

Braden claims to support the troops, but only when it lets him rant online. He has strong opinions about flags, gender, and what other people do with their lives, especially when it doesn’t affect him at all.

Braden is what happens when entitlement meets insecurity and gets a Wi-Fi connection.

See also: Karen
A Braden just called Pride attention seeking, while filming himself in front of military stuff he didn’t earn, wearing a gym shirt that’s never been to a gym.
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Brain fart

When theres too much misunderstanding in the mind about something.
Bro i had a brain fart during the whole lecture.
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Brain poser

A brain poser highlights the act of "posing" as intelligent. It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence.
"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain poser trying to impress the boss."
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Brain-poser

It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence. it is direct and a little bit playful, highlighting the act of "posing" as intelligent.
"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain-poser trying to impress the boss."

"Don't listen to her; she's a total brain-poser who just repeats things she hears online without understanding them."
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braden

a man that doesn’t actually like or love his gf he just couldn’t get over his ex and instead looked for a distraction and trauma bonded!
oh wow. braden needs a new job!
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Bradenrds

Bradenrds is a streamer who streams games, he likes to jerk off alot, he is also known as, BRADNERDS, originating from a game competition when a woman misread his name,
Bradenrds likes to jerk off alot.
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