Albino Water Lice

A far more resilient cousin of the common head lice. Legend has it that almost a year ago, a colony of ordinary head lice were threatened to be removed from the hat they called their home and making a high school boy's head itchy after picking it up off the ground and using it. To prevent their untimely demise, they learned to swim and developed gills to survive the viscous waves of a home washing machine. They were successful, but the soap made them blond, or in scientific terms, albino. Only humans who are a afflicted with an albino water lice infestation can comprehend the existence of this species, and leave all others who they plea for help to utterly confused.

The Albino Water Lice swam about the laundry machine with joy, ready to victimize the high school boy for many days to come.

by Saxasylum August 25, 2010

nice drink of water

An attractive woman, a babe, a total package.

I couldn't keep my eyes off the receptionist-- red haired, friendly, and built, she was a nice drink of water in an otherwise drab environment.

by medullacortex January 8, 2014

The Air And Water Show

The unfortunate event of shitting and puking at the same time.

"Did you find Jimmy?"
"Yeah he's in the john. It's the air and water show in there!"

by Shoc And Awe June 25, 2014

Metal water bottle

Opaque metal bottles used for drinking water.

Pros: Reusable, can use it to sneak other beverages, and keeps water colder than a plastic one.

Cons: Harder to tell how much water is left.

I used my metal water bottle to drink beer when I was with the wife.

by pigeonVSstatue September 7, 2015

Dish Water Bitch

A woman that is grey in mood, personality, appearance. She will likely kill your boner; with her negative outlook or her terribly kept exterior. Ex: Hillary Clinton

The woman at the post office was basic as fuck, and a complete dish water bitch

by PapaBearCat July 7, 2016

Mexican Water Park

When a pipe, faucet, or water source breaks and leads to a lot of water on the ground.

Billy, did you break the sink? There's a Mexican Water Park in the kitchen.

by Russian Surprise January 25, 2017

Blue Toilet Water

It's a dangerous drink, but other than that, I don't have too many feelings against it.

Toilet water that's blue.

What is blue toilet water?

Toilet water that's blue.

by TheMeaningifier July 28, 2019