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the old trophy

Noun
Your penis
Most commonly used for saying you had to masterbate.
I just had to shine the old trophy...
by <•_•> May 12, 2017
mugGet the the old trophymug.

old idiot

when some old person jumps o my butt crack with spikes on her feet and enjoys it
Grandma: I like that
me: what
Grandma: let me jump
me: ok
Granma: ahh lovely
me: what the hell u old idiot
by im an old idiot August 6, 2019
mugGet the old idiotmug.

Old Dude

The guy you buy weed from. Not necessarily old, or a dude.
Hey babe, have you gone to see Old Dude yet? We're like, down to stems and seeds.

Oh shit I'll go see her tomorrow.
by Timothy Brentwood November 22, 2022
mugGet the Old Dudemug.

Old

Age is relative and based on the ages of your friends
17 is so old! Yeah because that's how old Shane is.
by shaneisold December 15, 2021
mugGet the Oldmug.

Old lady

Someone with the traits similar to that of a sloth.
Hey get moving old lady
mugGet the Old ladymug.

old pouch

An elderly woman's vagina. Also commonly referred to as "the old ball and chain" aka wife.
Did you put it in old pouch last night...?

Yeah, we got it on real good.

I bet her old pouch hasn't seen any action in decades.
by Zempo October 13, 2016
mugGet the old pouchmug.

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