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The Trident, Spear of Brosiden 

Duct-taping 3 Bro's Penises together and having all three charge at one orifice while singing "Under the Sea" from the popular Disney film The Little Mermaid because "Everythings better down where it's wetter."
Joey: We gave that Bitch The Trident, Spear of Brosiden. Bitches Love the Trident, Spear of Brosiden.

Devon: Everything's Better Down Where It's Wetter!
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Stir the Tea 

A mix of stirring the pot and spilling the tea, when someone gossips about something, then that person tries to make the tea worse.
Rebecca: I kinda have a crush on Timmy, but don’t tell anyone
Kween: ok girl, I got u
Kween: Hey Timmy, I heard that Rebecca likes you, but you didn’t here it from me
Felicia: Kween don’t stir the tea
Stir the Tea by GNE! June 22, 2018

Visit from the Turk 

Slang for being fired, especially from a sports team. The term is most commonly used in the preseason, when teams must cut players to conform to a maximum roster size.
After a nagging knee injury slowed him down, it was only a matter of time before Ron got a visit from the Turk.
Visit from the Turk by plezercruz August 25, 2006

One off the top 

To masturbate vigourously; to pull ones pudding, bash the bishop, help Kojak put on his polo neck sweater, choke the chicken, load the single barrelled yoghurt launcher, or knock one out!
"That new girl in Accounts gave me one off the top in the back of the cab last night! It was superb!"
One off the top by RTR. October 23, 2008

Hi-jack the toilet 

when you know someone is in mid-poop and you bust in the bathroom and push them off the toilet, then steal their toilet paper.
Go Hi-jack the toilet to John
Hi-jack the toilet by Will Wraith February 20, 2009

the trollers of romania 

It started as a small Twitter joke, then became a huge troll cult that includes romanians . They are mostly seen in Discord, Twitter and Reddit making meaningless and cock jokes.
romanian 1 : so are you planning on become a the trollers of romania ?
romanian 2 : yes, definitely. as a member of Romani ancestry community, i shall become a the troller of romania and make memes.

elephantitis-of-the-testicles 

A condition causing abnormally large testicles that always come through in the clutch. Term created by The Sports Guy.
James Posey drained an elephantitis-of-the-testicles 3-pointer in the 4th quarter of game 4.