Super sonic shaft 

When the man has a bonner and there standing and he starts poking her with whith his shaft

I gave my girlfriend a Super sonic shaft

Super sonic shaft by Monkeysex1 June 1, 2009

super saddie 

a super saddie is when you are overly sad about something you got embarrassed about

my boyfriend just dumped me

and now im a super saddie

super saddie by funny_oness December 2, 2009

super toilet panic

keep appendages away from one of the 'super toilets' when flushing. one could easily visualize self going right down!!

he jumped back in a super toilet panic when he heard the "jet taking off" sound!!

i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!

super toilet panic by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

super stalker 

This is the Super Stalker crankbait from Drifter Tackle, the same company that brings you the phenomenal Believer muskie lures. With the sturdy hard plastic body and the flexible soft plastic tail, this lure offers the best of both worlds. Not only is it extremely versatile as a casting and trolling lure, but it is an excellent toss-back bait for those muskies that follow up to the boat but refuse to strike.

I love my super stalker I never fish without one

super stalker by masterbaitermaster January 10, 2010

Super Minority 

Having enough seats in the US Senate to filibuster. Any party controlling 41 or more Senate seats.

Paul: Do you think any meaningful legislation will get passed?
Tina: Hell no, the Republicans have a Super Minority.

Super Minority by Amor y Paz February 10, 2010

Super Bowl Hangover

When you get a hangover on Super Bowl Monday not because of heavy drinking, but because of the excitement surrounding your team winning or losing.

It is possible to get a Super Bowl Hangover even if your team didn't go to the Super Bowl if you are easily excited.

John- Hey, where's Bill?

Bob- Oh, he's out today with a Super Bowl Hangover

John- But he didn't even have a beer!

Bob- Yeah, but the Packers won and he's from Wisconsin

Super Bowl Hangover by Emmy K. 723 February 25, 2011

Super Bowl Coma 

When one eats so much junk food and watches so much football that they develop coma-like behavior.

Symptoms may include:
Lying on the floor, yelling incomprehensible words at the T.V.,

and not responding to any stimulation from others.

The only cure for Super Bowl Coma is to sleep it off.

Sorry I wasn't at school on Monday, I was in a major Super Bowl coma from the Sunday game.

Super Bowl Coma by stixandstonz661 February 26, 2011