Himalayan Slip-n-Slide

The act of applying hemroid ointment to the rectum by pressing your rectum against the anus of another person who has already applied the ointment to their swollen ass pimple.

I ran out of ass creme and my hemroids were itching the fuck out of me, so me and my best mate had ourselves a Himalayan slip-n-slide and greased up my butt nipple.

by Hollatmikez August 13, 2025

Muddy slip n slide

The act of diarrhea being spread across the floor and then you run and dive full speed naked and erected sliding into you muddy partners poopy vagina.

“I watched Shep and Aj do a muddy slip n slide”

by Poop goblet November 24, 2025

one fits size all

A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.

Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.

“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”

by barry_tje November 28, 2025

hershey’s with nuts 3x king sized

A guys that has a penis and balls and it’s really big

He has “hershey’s with nuts 3x king sized”

by Andndis August 30, 2019

the eiffel tower slip n slide

When you roll a slip n slide off the Eiffel Tower, or another tall slanted structure, and go slide down, to your ultimate demise.

“Hey, wanna come with me on the Eiffel Tower slip n slide”

by Lofra August 8, 2022

I’ve got cheese to slice

Really busy with things to do, like Christmas dinner.

We called mom in when she was busy cooking, then she said “well, I’ve got cheese to slice” and went back to the kitchen.

by CherishedQuench933 December 25, 2022

Knock those guys down to size

Make the aforementioned guys realize they are not as powerful, important, or impressive as they think they are, often through humiliation or a humbling experience.

Ryan: (face radiating with jealousy as he watches the Chipmunks hit on the girls) Somebody's gonna have to knock those guys down to size.
Xander: Well, that should be pretty easy. I mean, they're only eight inches tall.

-Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

by johnzilla1126 February 18, 2026