Ball crack

The crack in between your balls. It is general knowledge that the bigger the ball crack the less attractive the man.
Man: Did you see Ryan's ball crack
Woman: His ball crack isn't even as big as Kade's.
by Siejsnms August 24, 2019
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Crack pick

A broad term similar to a crack ship. A crack pick is a choice that is weird and highly unlikely to happen, such as wanting an actor in a role that they probably won't take.
I don't care if it's a crack pick, I want Shrek to be in Super Smash Bros!
by Lady Applesauce December 09, 2020
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crack your duds

Ah geez Gary, don't crack your duds mate, it's just a funnel web.
by Captain Gary February 07, 2020
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Pipe Crack

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023
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Put crack cheese

Put crack cheese
by TEA SISTAR :3 February 09, 2020
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at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.
I had to wake up at the crack of Satan's ass this morning.
by fuzzywasabear April 08, 2024
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