I'm in labor

a phrase used to get out of something you don't want to do.

Guy 1: Hey dude can you help me with my homework
Guy 2: I wish I could but I'm in labor

by mattyreyrey January 19, 2015

I was hacked

What is said after a drunk night of talking dirty to your high crush over any social media platform.

I didn't post any of that stuff! I was hacked!

by thewhip May 27, 2015

i rest on your face

Butt-head's pun of "i rest my case" as uttered in the episode "The Trial".

And thus, we can conclude that my theory is correct. I rest on your face.

by dub_version July 24, 2015

I'd knock the dust off of that

I'd fuck that old lady

When you see an hot old lady .
You can say " I'd knock the dust off of that."

by Cheap man April 18, 2016

I'll Kill You Later Smile

The smile parents give their kids when they fuck around in public but the parents can't kill their kid yet.

Joshua broke a can of tomato sauce at the grocery store so his mom gave him an I'll Kill You Later Smile before calling over an employee.

by Opinionated Webster June 2, 2016

i have 2 number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 45's one with cheese and a large soda

a sentence used by BIG SMOKE in the game grand theft auto san andreas

*cj ryder and sweet are looking at big smoke while he is taking his order=*

i have 2 number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 45's one with cheese and a large soda

by Yung heroni November 13, 2016

I'm trying to clap

To fuck a mate

Bra I'm trying to clap Amari but she be playing

by Jorrdan McCray January 12, 2017