Tommy “The Tank” Jordan

A monster among men.
A beast among creatures.
I am scared of him.

Notorious: Dude, why is that guy so good at sports? And he wears JEANS while doing so.

Bigfoot: Because, he’s Tommy “The Tank” Jordan.

Tommy “The Tank” Jordan by FCTrendz September 27, 2022

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the Rob Janob

when a male like the butthole of another male

i was awstruck when you rob janobed me

the Rob Janob by vinny c August 3, 2003

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Hercules: The Legendary Journeys

Television show (Oct '94 - Nov '99) based on the mythical character Hercules Son of Zeus. Best to be seen while consuming massive ammounts of Marijuana, for the cinematography and tranquile music make for a most comfortable high, the story line is also easy to follow. The comedic aspect of the show also makes for a good laugh.

"Watching 'Hercules: The Legendary Journeys' is such an intricate part of my smoking ritual..."

"Stop talking and pass the blunt."

Hercules: The Legendary Journeys by Who_leo October 16, 2008

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The Italian Job

(N.) Another car chase/explosion movie about a gang of thieves who plan revenge on a former partner who stole their other stolen stuff before killing their boss.

The Italian Job would have done better if it didn't compete with Pixar's 4th Computer movie, Finding Nemo.

The Italian Job by G-Union July 30, 2003

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wham bam what the fuck just happened

a phrase used in sports when one is confused about the situation.

wham bam what the fuck just happened?

wham bam what the fuck just happened by Anonymous July 27, 2003

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The Seductive Jewess

An anti-Semitic blog obsessed with a fetish for big breasted Jewish women, calling them “tribal bio-weapons.”

Truly, big breasted Jewish women are tribal bioweapons if imagination of them can seduce an anti-Semite to spend countless hours researching and categorizing their naked bodies into The Seductive Jewess blog at seductivejewess7 dot com

The Seductive Jewess by Bad C dev October 31, 2022

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cutting the stanky jack

cutting the stanky jack, is when someone farts really loudly, and it smells horrible.

"hey man, you just cut the stanky jack."
"that's really gross, babe, you just cut the stanky jack."
"dude, did you cut the stanky jack?"
"dudet why the hell do you keep cutting the stanky jack?"

cutting the stanky jack by texting queen June 4, 2009

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