Beard Milk is a naturally occurring liquid produced from the fermentation in a beard by bacteria to produce a nutritious and health white liquid capable of raising a baby to become a well bearded and well adjusted human. Research shows it to be more nutritious than colostrum.
Hey man, your beard is swelling, looks like you better get someone to help you get that Beard Milk out and to the baby as soon as possible.
by JasperBaby May 7, 2020
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The cutest and sweetest person you will ever meet. Anybody who has any form of Milk in her/his name is a legend and shall be treated like royalty. They've been through a lot in life but still continue to be bubbly and cheerful. A true role model.
Boy: "Woah...that girl is so cute. What's her name?"
Girl: "Oh that's Milk! She has a heart of gold."
Girl: "Oh that's Milk! She has a heart of gold."
by Kita is my daddy (Mikky) May 26, 2020
Get the Milk mug.*Kid*: Mom, where is dad?
*Mom*: I think he went off to go get milk.
NINE YEARS LATER
*Kid*: *Watching the news*, sees Dad get arrested
*Mom*: I can explain...
*Mom*: I think he went off to go get milk.
NINE YEARS LATER
*Kid*: *Watching the news*, sees Dad get arrested
*Mom*: I can explain...
by _mxmq May 31, 2020
Get the Milk mug.Dad: Alright son, im just going to get milk, im going to be back soon!
Son: Ok Daddy, bye bye!
*7 years later*
Son: he still hasn't came back yet
Son: Ok Daddy, bye bye!
*7 years later*
Son: he still hasn't came back yet
by Dat was ALL me 😤 June 1, 2020
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