A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!
Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.
Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.
Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"
Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"
Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"
by The Fratriarch October 28, 2021
Get the Guts nightmug. by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 20, 2021
Get the Festival Nightmug. Arrows made black and shot at night without being set on fire so the enemy can't see them coming.
Popularized by the 2003 movie "Timeline"
Popularized by the 2003 movie "Timeline"
by deepspace10 August 13, 2022
Get the night arrowsmug. by RodamisCZ January 14, 2018
Get the Night Furrymug. by literally him. February 19, 2024
Get the Night night celebrationmug. I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.
I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.
I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021
Get the I had the most disturbing dream ever last nightmug. 1. A cheap alternative to date night in which a couple stays home, choosing instead to cook and eat a dinner of homemade pancakes together by candlelight.
2. The act of when, during group sex of some level (threesome, foursome, etc.), the participating members of the orgy pile atop each other, while an assisting third party covers said orgy pile in butter and maple syrup.
2. The act of when, during group sex of some level (threesome, foursome, etc.), the participating members of the orgy pile atop each other, while an assisting third party covers said orgy pile in butter and maple syrup.
1. Connor and I are trying to save money, so for date night, instead of going to a fancy restaurant, we are having a Romantic Pancake Night.
2. Deciding to end their double-date with a Romantic Pancake Night, Tom, Sarah, Mike, and Holly called Dave so he could lather them in butter and maple syrup.
2. Deciding to end their double-date with a Romantic Pancake Night, Tom, Sarah, Mike, and Holly called Dave so he could lather them in butter and maple syrup.
by LSGermain September 4, 2019
Get the Romantic Pancake Nightmug.