Dick Nuts

A neighbor who constantly screws with your life

I was having a good time until Dick Nuts called the cops.

by BobRoberts January 4, 2015

kick nuts

The opposite of kick ass.

James: My car got impounded last night.
Bill: Dude, thats so kick nuts.

by Code_wizard June 16, 2008

chin nut

synoym for the terms "oral sex", "blowjob" and "fallatio"

Chin nuts in a joke:
What do you call nuts on the chest? - Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? - Wallnuts.
What do you call nuts on the chin? - A blowjob!

by Psibar September 5, 2011

Pecker nut

Like a fuck nut, but with a pecker glued to the front of your head.

Hey Pecker nut, get me a drink.

by Camper69 January 22, 2011

No Nut November

If you nut this month, Terry Bogard bust your nuts.

BUST YOUR NUTS. I T ' S NO NUT NOVEMBER.

by Terry Bogard (R U OK?) November 25, 2019

Dip Nut

Verb: the act of being the biggest piece of shit on the planet.

Actually is the only comeback to your face

Dude 1: ur a dip nut!

Dude 2: ur face!

Dude 1: Dip nut!

Dude 2: Fuck leaves in tears.

by neideigh November 14, 2007

nut shaft

A weiner. its what ur mom sucks on

blake has a small nut shaft.

by Jamal Sanders October 3, 2005