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Jake Coren

When old people get random spurts of sexually attraction and start attempting to have sex with the nearest object. This has been known to occur between old men and their dogs.
I walked in on my Nan the other day during a Jake Coren with the tv remote up her pussy
by Nosneb1 October 19, 2010
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Jake

Jake is shy when you first meet him. He is very attractive and has a very nice smile. Jake is protective of his Friends,family and more. Jake is very athletic,and enjoys almost all sports. He is funny,and has a cute personality. He’s a great guy friend for the girls,and will do regular things with the guys. Most girls like him for his amazing personality,and looks.
person 1 ;Oh,who’s that cute boy?
person 2 ; that’s a jake!
by madennames April 25, 2019
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Jake-Lembo

when a guy can't get it up...especially on a holiday or involving alcohol.
Dude, that guy pulled a serious Jake-Lembo last night.
by ARVEDA May 16, 2018
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Jake and Evie

Jake and Evie will get together on the 18th day of a month and will never leave eachothers side. Jake knows that he can be an idiot at times but he knows Evie will always be there to give him a slap
by smexc person 12 November 22, 2021
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jake hobbs

guy w a big bootyyy
by user1643268 July 19, 2022
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Jake

AN AMAZING KID WHO WILL STIVK WITH THERE BEST FRIEND FORM THE MOON AND BACK!!! And he will get all the girls in his school but he will say no because he is Loyal to his true girlfriend
Jake is so nice. Remember he was with Alem
by YaBoiAlem December 7, 2019
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The Shaun Jake

The act of two, often partnered, homosexuals 'having a dommy' or 'having a domestic' i.e arguing about meaningless subjects or trivial things. Pettiness. But usually results in average or mediocre intercourse leaving both participants feeling disappointed but slightly less angry.
"Be careful, them two, the Shaun Jake."
Or
Person 1: "what's the matter with them?"
Person 2: "They're just having a Shaun Jake."
by MattAttackHehe November 21, 2021
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