Internet Car

A vehicle, usually found on Instagram, or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between.

Did you see that guy driving that slammed car?

There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.

by stonce tiem August 17, 2023

Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.

She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.

by gogeauxf June 10, 2021

an car

A car with wheels, doors that lock, air-conditioning, and the ability to reach 100 kilometres per hour.

Tony Kowalski, the Fiat 126P Niki, is finally hanging out with traffic and being an car.

by Kanaris™ December 20, 2023

John Carring

The act of looking suave and debonair. The embodiment of a male sex symbol.

Man that new haircut is fresh as fuck! You're so John Carring !

by Firemanga January 5, 2017

loner car strategy

The strategy used by Mercedes-Benz where you are given a more expensive or luxurious Mercedes-Benz car while your usual vehicle is being fixed or repaired. This is meant to prevent you from ever experiencing that other makes' cars are better than Mercedes-Benz.

When my C-Class was in the shop, they handed me a brand new S-Class as a loner car strategy—now I can't stop thinking about how much I love driving it!

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025

car

no, not a car. a car as in a silly cat. meow!

look at that goofy car man

by liontech November 17, 2023

Car

A metal box, usually with glass frames placed on all sides for better reception of photons to indicate whether operator(Casually called driver) is about to manuver the car into foliage, human made structures, people, cars, and other surroundings. The box has cylinders, made of rubber turned by the explosion of a combust able fluid, most likely petroleum. A car usually has rubber boxes inside the car to place an operator, luggage or person inside the box.

I drove a car to work.
I can't pay for a car.

by Not quite sure June 18, 2022