Horseknight 

1. when your girlfriend gets hit by a drunk horse ridden by your grandma.

2. when your horse gets killed by a drunk P.A system driven by a car.

3. when your car craps out on you because your horse drank all your girlfriends and never put gas back in the grandma.

1. Hanging yourself as a result form drunken horse riding.

2. don't get killed by your grandma's horse or you will regret it.

Horseknight. we love you.

RIP ashley
RIP grandma
RIP rachel
RIP horse?( I am unclear whether the horses name is ashley or rachel yet)

Horseknight by Ovenfreshes September 19, 2009

horsepissporn 

erotic cinima of horse piss

person: aww yha pee in my mouth! oh you dirty stalian! oh fuck yes...

horse: nay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

person:oh fuck yea! i love watching horsepissporn!

horsepissporn by assclown2 June 16, 2010

Austrian Horseshoe

A large dildo, normally a double dong.

Hey Kaj, what did you do with that Austrian Horseshoe you bought last night?

Austrian Horseshoe by Horseshoe Lover October 1, 2009

Bojack Horseman 

The most, depressed, traumatized, alcoholic, drug addict, idiotic, stupid, selfish, bad person (or horse) to ever exist.

If you are a BoJack horseman kinnie, consider yourself sick, kinning bojack horseman is an illness. (I myself am a BoJack Horseman kinnie don't come at me)

"Dude! have you heard of BoJack Horseman?"
"The worst person-horse to ever exist who traumatized a lot of people, killed and hook up with the girl that viewd her as a father figure who uses his trauma as an exuse for everything who is a mess and doesn't know how to deal with themselves?"
"Yeah, that one!"
"Cool! I hope he dies!"

Bojack Horseman by xxxx_is_al1v3 January 3, 2022

an african horsefly 

having excessively rough and raw-dog anal sex in an apartment/hotel

before the male finishes, he sicks is bare bottom out the window, and his partner gives him a blumpkin, and the fecal matter proceeds to fall down to earth.

then he throws his partner out the window and into the poop

bro 1: bro, where's your bitch?
bro 2: bro, she's in the hospital, bro!
bro 1: bro!, is your bitch okay?
bro 2: nah, bro, my bitch got 10 broken bones and a coma
bro 1: bro, what happened?
bro 2: we rented a room on the top floor, and we pulled an african horsefly.
bro 1: nice.
bro 2: nice.

an african horsefly by most amazing pseudonym ever!!! November 8, 2009

Hoeseph 

A hoeseph is to be a female 'bro' or 'broseph' to another person (this other person can be male or female). This is only to be used for females that follow the brother code and is never an insult.

Derived from the word hoe, a female derogatory, though manipulated in the tough exterior from a friend to appear humorous and not a legitimate insult. Followed up and replaced in broseph form.

A hoeseph is the equivalent female version of broseph. Males and females may have multiple brosephs and hoesephs.

Guy Friend - Hey broseph is that your girl friend?

You - Nah man, she's cool though... She's my hoeseph.

Guy Friend - A hoeseph of yours is a hoeseph of mine, welcome to the group!

Female Friend/Hoeseph - Thanks broseph!

Hoeseph by Master Samus October 11, 2011

Hoesexual 

When You have a crush on flat ass notitsity

Oh my Jesus lord and savior I'm a Hoesexual and God hates me

Hoesexual by Femolly December 19, 2016