1. when your girlfriend gets hit by a drunk horse ridden by your grandma.

2. when your horse gets killed by a drunk P.A system driven by a car.

3. when your car craps out on you because your horse drank all your girlfriends and never put gas back in the grandma.
1. Hanging yourself as a result form drunken horse riding.

2. don't get killed by your grandma's horse or you will regret it.

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RIP ashley
RIP grandma
RIP rachel
RIP horse?( I am unclear whether the horses name is ashley or rachel yet)
by Ovenfreshes September 20, 2009
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