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This fucking guy! 

Exclaim someone makes to him/herself after hearing or witnessing someone doing or saying something ridiculous and/or outrageous out of ignorance or naivety, usually the results range from mild commotion to catastrophic damage in someone's reputation.
Police: "excuse me sir, we have info that you are involved in drug trafficking."
Dad: "nope, come back with a search warrant."
Son: "Dad, is the white powder in this little plastic pouch sugar? (waving the stuff in front of everyone's faces innocently.)

Dad (to himself): "This fucking guy! I'm gonna kill him."

Police: "Can I see that, son? Ok sir, you're coming with us."
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cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt 

kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."

The sky is fucking falling 

Run for your fucking life.
hi the sky is fucking falling

Fuck you you stupid fucking cunt, You FUCKING WHORE

Something your mom says when she's driving.
"Fuck you you stupid fucking cunt, You FUCKING WHORE" you mom says.
"Mum stop yelling"

ain't that the mother fucking truth 

1) Expresses utmost concurrence/approval with what your bredrins are saying;
2) Damn straight;
3) You know that/ you know that mother fucking shit;
4) thems the breaks i.e that is just the way it is/ consignment to a sad state of affairs.
Also can be used long form "and aint the the mother fucking truth" or abbreviated to form "ATTMFT"
Dude 1:
"I feel to get drunk tonight"
Dude 2:
"Ain't that the mother fucking truth"
Dude 1:
"ATTMFT, watch"

this is fucking gay 

This is so fucking gay lmao
Human 1: *Exists*
Human 2: Faggot hang urself
Human 1: *dabs*
Human 2: Yeet
Human 1: This is fucking gay
Human 2: Correct

Titty Fucking 

thrusting a dik thru 2 huge tits
joe- oo them tits are huge
kate- u can put ur dik thru them babe
joe- u mean titty fucking?
Titty Fucking by Lol, January 2, 2010