Bum egg

A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid

Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am

by Disishshfisagdjdhsj August 17, 2024

Bum Ass Whore

A person who has many significant others, while mooching off of them at the same time.

"Messiah is a Bum Ass Whore!
Lives in his girlfriends place and still talks to his exes? What about the one with the kid?"

by Newyork22@! January 12, 2024

Ranky-Bum

1. A smelly kid, who never has marijuana, smokes, alcohol, or money to chill, always "bums" shit off you, like marijuana, smokes, alcohol, or money to go do sumthing or just to chill with you,

2. An outcast of the group, concluding himself as a smelly, poor kid.

NOTE: The subject that you may call a "ranky-bum" may also tend to be weird looking, ex. (ugly haircut, which would be a mushroom cut, fat wierd cheeks with a weird smile, deep wierd creepy, eerie voice, etc.)

1.JEREMY YOU Ranky-Bum
2.Shut up kid , it doesn't matter what you say, ur just a Ranky-Bum

by Hoody-Hoo April 3, 2009

Bum

A homeless guy who lives on the streets

Luke: I dare you to lick a bum
Alexander: Which type?
Luke: Y'know? The homeless one
Alexander: OH FUCK NO!

by -Insert Name- November 15, 2017

what the bum

"what the bum" is a phrase used jokingly and sometimes associated with brainrot.

think youre saying "erm what the freak" but instead youre saying "what the bum"

person 1: gets a cookie tray from subway and there's only half a cookie in there
also person 1: what the bum

by stellorcus August 13, 2024

Bum

The thing poo comes out of

P1 “hey is that your bum?”
P2 “heck yeah it is? I’m taking a poo💩”

by Nevaeh_you_loser August 15, 2019

funky bum muffin

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.

"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"

by Wyatt/Black December 9, 2008