Chris Evans

The hottest daddiest man of all

Did you see that fine hunk of man Chris Evans?

by MrsEvans💔 May 22, 2021

Chris

Chris is a person that likes to play with your emotions and shouldn’t be taken seriously in a long term relationship. He usually has some sort of problem either mommy issues, daddy issues, ect. They are very emotional and might talk about themselves a lot even tho they don’t realize it. In general Chris is not hubby material.

You: Hii how has your day been!?
Chris: Sorry I took a while to respond I fell asleep but it’s been okay.
You: oh okay what did you do today?
Chris: Nothing much just been chilling.
You: oh ok
Chris:...

by Joe_mama:0 May 24, 2021

Chris Paul

Used as a metaphor for stat padding. Making their stats look better in a game that’s significantly out of reach

Chris Paul with the huge three to cut the lead to 42.

by safety.scissors October 18, 2024

Chris

he could never imagine the struggle of periods. labor. periods, he apologizes to women. he is also a 6'2 feminist, drives a Lamborghini, ripped, hates period cramps, loves women, hates misogyny, and the utmost heterosexual male.

wow he just saved woman he's such a Chris...

by Chrisisafeminist2036 November 19, 2024

Chris George’s

Chris George’s is the head master of edge town and emperor of goonville. Chris groons his still cum all over people and it has a sweet and sour taste like mango phonk. This causes them to get Balkan rage. Chris is also a short stumpy average gooner, and farther of the Costco guys. Not only does he goon in the chicken bake, but also Noah Cooley….

Chris George’s please goon in my mouth

by Poopy fart 123 November 19, 2024

Chris

A slur referring to an individual who frequently tries new hobbies and rapidly acquires the best gear, often before their skill level is high enough for the quality of gear to make a difference. Used in sentences in the same manner as "Karen".

John is in his third week of jiu jitsu and hasn't worn the same GI twice, what a Chris.

by cpeasy December 9, 2024

Chris Conybeare

Hey Chris. It’s coming up to about 6 months since we broke up, and I don’t think there has been a single day where I haven’t thought about you and wished you well. I think what I miss most of just speaking to you, the debriefs, the jokes. I still think about you when I have news or when specific songs come on, although I am not sure that’ll ever go away. I don’t think I want it to go away, I think I will always love you. But I think that says a lot about me too, I think I have a lot of love to give, and I am forever grateful for you showing me that. I’m excited for the person I am becoming, I think to put it bluntly you were right I am emotional. I side of me I’m starting to love so much, I love how I adore my friends, I love how I cry at sad films, and I love how I still have space in my heart to care for people who might not feel the same about me. I guess I just wanted to say I’m always here for you, rooting for you, despite everything. It’s weird I guess I had no idea what to expect from a breakup, they didn’t lie when they said it was hard. I’m grateful for it being hard I think it showed me how much I did care, even if the way I showed it was different to how you wanted. But I am happy that I’ve learnt a lot, about myself. I’m starting to be more creative, and in tune with my emotions, and just peaceful. Finally. I hope you find someone who makes you feel incredibly loved and gives you everything you want Chris, I really do.

Chris Conybeare was my first love, and I won’t ever forget.

by admirer4youxox December 9, 2024