house job

When your girlfriend cleans or tidies your messy living space without being asked to do so. An act of kindness similar to a hand job or blow job.

Friend 1: Man, you're place looks sweet. What's up, is your mother coming over?

Friend 2: Nah, Angel gave me a house job.

Friend 1: Wow, she's a keeper, man.

by Woodmont Willie July 23, 2010

Sami house

A metaphor used for people who complain about everything, despite being wealthy and happy in life.

Person 1: "Oh my life is terrible! everything sucks!"

Person 2: "Don't be stupid, you live in a Sami house."

by ohnomyroofleaking July 16, 2025

Pretzel House Republic

The great not-so-democratic country producing the best convoluted lye-treated dough product ever seen to mankind.

Major political and military power in parts of germany.

Pretzels are not to be ingested.

The Pretzel House Republic took over the whole country of Austria.

North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.

by Secretary fo alternative facts October 3, 2017

10 person house

the coolest place ever and you really really want to live there

Andrew: Do you want to live in a 10 person house?
Victor: No, i’m gay

by 10 person house enthusiasts October 17, 2022

Pleasantville House

A house that someone refers to as a sex house in the suburbs that prostitutes use the pleasantville blowdryer method all the time.

Joe "Man, last night was crazy.y"
You "Yeah, that Pleasantville House did wonders for me, that Pleasantville blowdryer was amazing"

by dom g goochi September 3, 2025

sexual housing

when lex sexual harasses people

please stop sexual housing me

by mat444 January 21, 2024

Painting houses

Peeing on a friend and (or) a colleague for money

I drank two gallons of water yesterday and spent the whole day painting houses.

by Flexoffend3r April 24, 2020