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Moon Theorem

It states that the angle the moon makes with two stars is at 90° and the stars are at angles 30° and 60° respectively, therefore making it a triangle.
I watched the moon theorem with my love
by That Gee December 20, 2022
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CIA theorist

Anyone after 2022 (actually anyone after 1963) who still believes the CIA does not conspire
Hey dude, if you really believe the CIA never heard of Ukraine, you're a CIA theorist.
by Andymul January 1, 2023
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dumbass theorem

The theorem that makes you look smart even though your jus plain incorrect
4x3 actually equals 8 bc if you break them apart then multiply all of them together you get 8. This is the dumbass theorem bc it make you look smart
by DrizzledSyrup March 20, 2023
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Conspiracy Theorist

A very advanced clairvoyant. Able to predict the future very accurately. A sovereign, free thinking, brave, intellectual.
It's crucial that you listen to a conspiracy theorist today.
by $ Pimp Daddy Mack $ March 31, 2023
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Conspiracy Theorist

A term used by shitlibs to slander someone for saying something that the public doesn't already know without regardless of proof or doing their own research
Guy 1: Source? SOURCE? stupid Conspiracy Theorist!!!!1
Guy 2: Provides source, link gets censored and gets banned
Guy 1: I knew he woudnt reply
by dankm3m3rzz May 7, 2023
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Daniel Theorem

A theorem that states that occams razor can be applied in any situation a person sees fit. The most common use of the Daniel Theorem is in math, where if a pattern or shortcut appears, one could deduct the answer from either logic or simple reasoning. Daniel Theorem is a phenomenon but can also be a way of life, if there is a loophole in not paying taxes, then one should apply it.
Using the Daniel Theorem, I realized that a circle is better than a square to make car wheels, take that libs!
by DanielAlmighty January 17, 2024
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Conspiracy Theorist

Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat and nasa is a lie made by jewish reptilian people controlling our government

Person with a brain: you're fucking retarded please kill yourself
by GoatLord666 November 16, 2023
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