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Gopher punch

The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns
Robbie:Dude my asshole fell out!
Wyatt: Relax and bite your wallet. I'll gopher punch it back in.
by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018
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Penix punch

Belief by Atlanta Falcons fans that Michael Penix will save their franchise. A form of copium.
“I drank the Kirk Cousins kool-aid, but then I switched to Penix punch.”
by that80sguywithbonitis July 11, 2025
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Punching down

It's the only direction I have left to punch.
Hym "I helicoptered my arms to hard and now I'm better than everyone. Punching down is the only direction left!"
by Hym Iam November 25, 2024
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One punch man

Bald man who isn’t as strong as people say he is.
Person who is wrong: Saitama (one punch man) can beat ANYONE with one punch.
Person who is right: no Goku solos.
by Goku>fiction August 1, 2021
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Punch the ale

Friend: You going to Luke's tonight?
You: Yeah i might go and punch the ale a little bit
by Driveby_joker January 23, 2017
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punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.
Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!
by Johnisdead November 28, 2017
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Punch My Face

Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.
It IS possible to have "Punch My Face" written on it. Just look at Dan Shaughnessy.
by Projectshadow January 19, 2022
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