penis pig

When you go to a party and a girl bangs every guy there, she is a penis pig.

Anna was such a penis pig last night. She banged anything with a penis and two legs. I feel sorry for that parapalegic that missed out.

by J-Roc fo shizzle September 29, 2007

Penis Guilt

When you have sex with a woman, but have no intention of dating her at all. The actual guilt comes in when you encounter this random piece of ass much later, and while thinking of the sex, can;t think of anything to say. You walk away with a boner and a feeling in your stomach that your a horrible person.

"Damn dude, remember Danielle? I ran into her the other day out in front of Trader Joes, and she just kept going on and on, but i couldn;t get her to STFU. It was a serious moment of penis guilt.

What did you do?

Went inside, bought some malomars and went on with my day."

by MagusJ September 27, 2009

Penis Topper

A good looking sexual partner that sits atop ones penis to spice it up a bit. Similar to grade school pencil toppers.

Damn man, I ran into my old penis topper the other week. I don't know why I threw that one away.

by Grover114 October 12, 2011

penis tricks

The act of using the penis and/or balls to form different animals or objects. Some common tricks are the goat, bat wing, rat brain, and bubble gum.

Want to see some penis tricks

by A-Dog69 February 28, 2014

penis cupcake

It's a penis that is baked and is covered in white frosting

Damn I wish I could have a penis cupcake right now.

by SpringBoard April 3, 2014

penis worm

a worm unsatisfied by living in normal conditions resulting to living in side somebodys wang

freddy, have you remembered to feed your penis worm recently

by gum there seems to be a worm hanging out of my prince albert

by Josh February 17, 2005

penis nose

Someone with a nose that looks like a penis

"oi look, that guy got a penis nose"
"hahaha"

by JOHN XX April 8, 2006