Soft Punch

When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.

Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.

by Snail Cum February 29, 2024

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Scranton punch

A Joe Biden powered punch to the neck scrotum (SEE: Neckum).

Did you see that 81 year old hammer that 77 year old in the throat crotch with a Scranton punch?!

by Dr. Lawrence Applesauce March 5, 2024

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Punching Chilli

1) An excessive moment of self sabotage

2) An act of self 'meat'alation

"No need to punch your chilli, now you look like you're covered in shit"

"Steve you're really punching chilli here"

by Lt Cdr Data March 18, 2024

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Punch the Prime minister

to take a piss

AYE MATE IMMA GO AND PUNCH THE PRIME MINISTER

by russianer March 18, 2024

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Punch the Prime minister

TO TAKE A PISS

"AYE MATE IMMA GO AND PUNCH THE PRIME MINISTER"

by russianer March 18, 2024

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Punch a Muppet

The feeling you have when you are so angry that you feel like you could punch an innocent and adorable character, such as one of Jim Henson’s Mupppets.

I’m so mad, I could punch a Muppet!

by RadioJock March 22, 2024

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