Blackin' Off

The act of jacking off while blacked out. Typically results in mortifying embarrassment the following morning.

Pat: Mitch, I know I was drunk last night, but were you beating it on the living room couch last night when I walked in?

Mitch: Wish I remembered bro, I have the bad habbit of Blackin' Off when I drink too much.

by centrebro November 28, 2011

wrong-off

incorrect, polar opposite of "right-on"

dude, wrong-off bra!

by Statutory Shane February 22, 2011

chunk off

Sitting on couch and melting off fat; or girl masturbation

"Even girls can chunk off."

by Lilulove August 13, 2017

fuck off

a phrase used to tell someone to, in fact, not fuck off, but to stay and love me forever.

girl- “fuck off”
boy- “no”

by age12345 October 22, 2018

Gayed Off

When there's no return from the depths of gayness you have reached

"Ellen Page is a lesbian now innit.."
"What, is she gayed off yeah?"

by K Jenner November 8, 2018

Cock off

When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and pani ewa already gave you the 9 point letter but you still call off because you hate prospect.

Im going to "cock off" tommorow because im going to a car show

by Disgruntled airport employee March 10, 2019

flame off

When you or a friend is getting completely roasted by several people and you need a way to tell everyone to chill because it’s actually all cool

friends: you’re literally wearing crocs bro
friends: can you grill me something up in those crocs?

friends: what even made you want to wear those today bro

me: Guys flame off please..

by muuuu July 10, 2018