New Canaan 

Interestingly enough, the rest of the grade takes the afforementioned phrases (i.e. "soo funny", "don't know what to do with myself"), repeats them, and pawns them off as their own. Apparently people are nice to them in person, then retreat to www.urbandictionary.com to anonymously make fun of them.

only gang I roll with is the crips son

New Canaan by brian April 4, 2005

New York Ham Sandwich 

This sexual act is performed when a boy puts his penis between his boy/girlfriend's buttocks, and then proceeding to suck it . It resembles a hot dog. The term "ham sandwich" is created because the boy's penis is the ham, and the buttocks are the two pieces of bread making the sandwich.

I just had a New York Ham Sandwich with Jane!

New York Ham Sandwich by xtremelampshade February 4, 2009

new jersey 

A land of great evil. Also known as one the most stinkiest places in all of man kind. One day I decided that I would have to travel through the land of great evil. Little did I know what great evil lied in it. First, as I was driving I noticed that all of my fellow car drivers were extremely bad at driving. This is one of the first things that one encounters in the land of evil. Second, I decided that I would get a bite to eat for the rest of my journey. Little did I know that in the towns it is full of Mall after Mall after Mall to infinity. Culture is extremely rare in this cursed land. From what I could see the land of New Jersey, it might as well been named Caucasia. When I finally exited the cursed land I sighed in relief.

"No man go in those waters; no man come out"

new jersey by Mateo February 28, 2005

New Hampshire 

A sad, lonely state of Nascar devout hillbillies and hicks. Requirements for living in New Hampshire are incest, having children during the teen years, having the life goals of reaching secretary or "line cook" status, and having less than five (original) teeth. Common words often used in New Hampshire: "a-hyuck," "viddles," "trailer," "Paw," and "shotgun." Words rarely or never used include "birth control," "education," and anything with more than three syllables. Please note: There are no redeeming qualities to to residents of New Hampshire. Although proximity to Boston is stated as an advantage to New Hampshire, it is actually a burden upon Massachusetts, an area where the awkward New Hampshire hill folk are quietly and politely told to go back to the trailer park.

The New England state below Maine and above Massachusetts is New Hampshire.

New Hampshire by Dorothy Bassett June 19, 2008

New Zealand 

The seventh Australian State.

NSW, Victoria, Queensland, Tasmania, SA, WA and New Zealand are all Australian States tbqh.

New Zealand by ferox >_> December 27, 2008

new jersey 

An east coast state that will one day like detach itself from the US; probably because its stink will push it from its spot within the earth. This would be advantageous to PA, as it would have its own shoreline and be rid of most of Jersey's horrible drivers.

PA Driver: "Sorry I'm late. I kept getting stuck behind New Jersey drivers who cut me off, almost crashed into my car, and then proceeded to drive 10 miles under the speed limit.

PA Shore-Lover: "It's awfully nice out; too bad I don't want to go to the shore enough to have to drive an hour through New Jersey."

new jersey by Dego Mama August 12, 2005

New Buffalo 

Small tourist town in Southwest Michigan. Contains thousands of FIP's in the summer months that drive bad, treat locals shitty. Located right on Lake Michigan. Has weird man sitting on corner of main street every night. With a radio. Just watching. Also location of big indian casino.. Four Winds.

I went to Stray Dog in New Buffalo and was surrounded by rude FIP's.

New Buffalo by SaraBBQ April 10, 2008